outlet

He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.

~NSHA

Depeche Mode would be proud.

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I'd be tired too if I had squeeze through a hole that size too. (I swear that's not a penis joke)

~NSHA

The extra foot was just too much.

You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.

~NSHA

Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.

~NSHA

The more I see, the more questions I have

You and me both submitter, you and me both.