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You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I guess they need a way to power their tiny freezers so they can make tiny mojitos for their tiny mouse friends.

~NSHA

Depeche Mode would be proud.

Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.

~NSHA

I'd be tired too if I had squeeze through a hole that size too. (I swear that's not a penis joke)

~NSHA

Landlord bodgejobs can get pretty skeezy. Case and point: balance the new propane tank precariously with a toolkit. Psssh, don't get sassy with me, mister! It's only the living spaces of several dozen people you're toying with here!

Sometimes when you travel, you need to adapt to survive. Literally.

Plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, plug it in, plug it in...