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What did they ever do to you?? Oh right, the damage and garbage everywhere thing. ~NSHA

It's for those pesky raccoons, trying to have fun on our watch.

~NSHA

A discount alternative to hemorrhoid cream.

~NSHA

How'd you puncture your rectum again? You know, exercise. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Funny or Die held a competition last year in which it asked viewers to create their own movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme using some green screened footage of the actor.

One year later, Marca Blanca combined that footage with some of the best epic fails, and the result is pretty amazing.

Watch “Jean-Troll Van Damme” take out a jogger, a boy in a toy car and a number of other unfortunate souls.

You never know when he’s going to appear… be very afraid.

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This is how he kept his hat on for shooting multiple takes of the jeep-dragging scene. Well played, Harrison. We could learn a thing or two if we were only so brave. ~NSHA