office chair

I couldn't let her go. She had so much life left in her.

Looking through the phone book to find a furniture store? Stop right there, you're already home.

Translation: I found a nice gift in the alley behind our building.

~NSHA

A.K.A. office chair hydraulics.

Browsing the internet can be a rough ride.

"Thin piece of board duct-taped to the arm of the chair (with piece of old shirt as base, so no glue gets on the chair) puts the mouse immediately under your hand; the leather glued to the top of the board provides a smooth but low-slip surface for the mouse; and the packing styrofoam from the end of the PC tower (reinforced with duct tape, of course), sits on your lap to put the wireless keyboard at your fingertips."

Your move, carpal tunnel syndrome.

From the submitter:

The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.

Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy