nintendo

Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

And many tears of joy were had.

Comes with such titles as 'Metal Gear Smash Bros Melee,' 'Resident Theft Evil: San Andreas,' and 'These Titles Are Making My Brain Hurt.'

So pretty much hooked my wii playing gamecube to my gamecube playing gameboy advance to play gamecube. Should have done this with pokemon.

My brain hurts reading that.

You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.

~NSHA

Good call on just using the video cable. No one needs to hear the sound of inevitable doom that is a blue shell.

~NSHA

DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!

It turns out that the Watchboy is an actual collector's item licensed by Nintendo in 1992. Whodathunkit?