muffler

Then you can use a gutter to redirect your exhaust.

So we put a burger patty grill on yo' muffler so you can grill while you drive!

Just fasten the attachment to the muffler and drive for a while. Thankfully no exhaust actually comes into contact with the patty: the hot air is used to heat a metal plate between the two instead. It's a good thing too, because that would be one smokehouse style burger I would not want to touch!

Muffle it!

It used to muffle with such enthusiasm and youthful vigor...

The submitter informs me that this fix for a broken exhaust pipe lasted nearly two months. Not bad!

Car has muffler problem fixed by securing the tail pipe with the seat belt from the passenger side.

Round(s) of applause for the most epic muffler I've seen in a while!