muffler

Car has muffler problem fixed by securing the tail pipe with the seat belt from the passenger side.

The submitter informs me that this fix for a broken exhaust pipe lasted nearly two months. Not bad!

Then you can use a gutter to redirect your exhaust.

Muffle it!

So we put a burger patty grill on yo' muffler so you can grill while you drive!

Just fasten the attachment to the muffler and drive for a while. Thankfully no exhaust actually comes into contact with the patty: the hot air is used to heat a metal plate between the two instead. It's a good thing too, because that would be one smokehouse style burger I would not want to touch!

It used to muffle with such enthusiasm and youthful vigor...

Round(s) of applause for the most epic muffler I've seen in a while!