And with the sound of the crashing TV, so came the switch from Engineering to English Lit.
A cheaply made glove. With holes in it. On a giant's hand. Who hasn't trimmed his nails in a while.
Which may be all that's left of him if they're not careful. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Having this parked in your neighborhood automatically decreases all property values by 20%. ~NSHA
No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.
Nothing like a thrilling game of highway joust to liven up your afternoon commute.
You can spend the money you're saving on a U-Haul on a new suspension!
The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.
I hope you don't mind that it's 2 feet shorter. It got clipped by a semi on the way here.
They must have been having a fire sale.
Magneto really needs to find a new mode of transportation.