moving day

No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.

~NSHA

Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?

~NSHA

Don't worry, the weight of the logs should keep it on top of the car without a problem.

~NSHA

Faster! They're catching up!

~NSHA

They learned their trade by carefully studying the Jawa Sandcrawler.

~NSHA

Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.

A cheaply made glove. With holes in it. On a giant's hand. Who hasn't trimmed his nails in a while.

~NSHA

I hope you don't mind that it's 2 feet shorter. It got clipped by a semi on the way here.

~NSHA

His double brake to rollover received a 7.5 from the judges.

~NSHA