moving day

And with the sound of the crashing TV, so came the switch from Engineering to English Lit.

~NSHA

A cheaply made glove. With holes in it. On a giant's hand. Who hasn't trimmed his nails in a while.

~NSHA

Which may be all that's left of him if they're not careful. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Having this parked in your neighborhood automatically decreases all property values by 20%. ~NSHA

No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.

~NSHA

Nothing like a thrilling game of highway joust to liven up your afternoon commute.

~NSHA

You can spend the money you're saving on a U-Haul on a new suspension!

~NSHA

The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.

~NSHA

I hope you don't mind that it's 2 feet shorter. It got clipped by a semi on the way here.

~NSHA

They must have been having a fire sale.

~NSHA

Magneto really needs to find a new mode of transportation.

~NSHA