Good idea, I have a feeling you were going to land up on your head anyway.
I wonder if the fact that it was St. Patrick's Day had anything to do with this solution.
An honest man always keeps his wood!
Okay, I'm done...
My guess is "no," but regardless, if you ever find yourself with too much wood (shut up, I don't want to hear it), then make a nice big rack (again, shut up) for your flatscreen television! I call it "loading dock chic."