motorcycle

Homemade brake lights - a bulb inside a bottle covered with red plastic, suspended from a wire.

You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.

You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?

Never mind that I'll get decapitated by the sharp, sawed off car roof if I get rear-ended. At least I'll look awesome while it's happening!