motorcycle

No, wheely.

Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.

~NSHA

You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.

In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"

Now that I have this very police-motorcycle like windshield, I suddenly have the urge to pull myself over when I go too fast...

"Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" "83, me. 83 miles per hour." "Wow, me, how'd you know?" "Lucky guess, I suppose."