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After all, you have to make sure your valuables are secure.

1000 miles from home, in the middle of nowhere in the wilderness between Sweden and Norway when the aftermarket foot peg of your Harley loses its threads on a bumpy stretch of the road and falls off. Well, nothing that an old roadside post stolen from the state of Sweden and a cargo tie wouldn't fix!

Bonus points if you crash into a lake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Too bad what it does to your crotchal region will severely hurt your chances with the.

~NSHA

From the submitter: Seen at a Cleveland, Ohio area rib burnoff and bike show. It actually works! Made from a tractor, pipes, and other misc. parts.

Enjoy the breeze, Spot!

To be fair, Xzibit's crew have never worked on a motorcycle before. And they heard the owner like's carpentry...

~NSHA

It's a modified truck cap turned into a motorcycle shelter, because using actual building materials would be too simple and make too much sense.

You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?