motorcycle

Apropos of the previous post, maybe he too is expecting a flood and invested in a propeller conversion kit.

~NSHA

You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.

"A bike I bought. The previous owner left the parcel tape and hairy string under the seat - just in case!"

No, wheely.

Istvan Puskas, a 52-year-old tractor driver from Tiszaors, Hungary decided that just riding tractors was cramping his style a bit. So he decided to build his own fully functional wooden motorcycle. As if that wasn't enough to send the swagmeter off the charts, he decided to pose with his creation wearing what appears to be a medieval horned helmet. In my life, if I am ever half this cool, I will be a happy man.

It's a modified truck cap turned into a motorcycle shelter, because using actual building materials would be too simple and make too much sense.

You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?