modem

Genius.

Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.

~NSHA

What? Who cares if it's straight? Does the duct tape mess with the room's feng shui or something?

"Six-month-old AT&T "Uverse" DSL modem can't even keep connected. Solution? Old CPU heatsink, a plastic desk lamp clamp, and a cookie box."