minivan

Let me spoil the ending for you: this odyssey ends in the E.R.

Call me crazy, but doesn't the wind blowing in from all of the open windows make for a cool enough car ride?

The A-Team van was following shortly behind them.

Why should soccer moms have all the cup holders?

One lovetap, and it explodes.

IZ JUST LIEK MAI SNO PLAO!!!

Then you can use a gutter to redirect your exhaust.

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Actually, I wouldn't call it a limo. That'd be a bit of a stretch...

Never a good mix.

The Ram truck with the seating capacity of a Caravan. You can work and haul with the rear bed, or run your kids off to school in the 7-passenger seating compartment.