minivan

Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.

Yes, that's duct tape. Yes, I'm jealous.

Then you can use a gutter to redirect your exhaust.

"Red neck window. God bless America!"

IZ JUST LIEK MAI SNO PLAO!!!

The A-Team van was following shortly behind them.

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Let me spoil the ending for you: this odyssey ends in the E.R.

Hybrid car: you're doing it wrong.