minivan

Abort mission, abort mission!

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Clearly they compromised well.

Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.

Actually, I wouldn't call it a limo. That'd be a bit of a stretch...

The Ram truck with the seating capacity of a Caravan. You can work and haul with the rear bed, or run your kids off to school in the 7-passenger seating compartment.

Let me spoil the ending for you: this odyssey ends in the E.R.