minivan

Why should soccer moms have all the cup holders?

The Ram truck with the seating capacity of a Caravan. You can work and haul with the rear bed, or run your kids off to school in the 7-passenger seating compartment.

"Red neck window. God bless America!"

Let me spoil the ending for you: this odyssey ends in the E.R.

Abort mission, abort mission!

Clearly they compromised well.

Hybrid car: you're doing it wrong.

Yes, that's duct tape. Yes, I'm jealous.

IZ JUST LIEK MAI SNO PLAO!!!

One lovetap, and it explodes.

Then you can use a gutter to redirect your exhaust.

If you leave the seats in the back you can bring an extra five people with you...