minivan

IZ JUST LIEK MAI SNO PLAO!!!

Why should soccer moms have all the cup holders?

Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.

Never a good mix.

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Call me crazy, but doesn't the wind blowing in from all of the open windows make for a cool enough car ride?

The A-Team van was following shortly behind them.

Yes, that's duct tape. Yes, I'm jealous.

Actually, I wouldn't call it a limo. That'd be a bit of a stretch...

"Red neck window. God bless America!"

One lovetap, and it explodes.