mailbox

What do you do when you put your mail box too close to the road?

Not pictured: The house this mailbox belongs to has a massive wrap-around porch... just across the street.

When the latch wears out you can buy a new mailbox, or you can glue in a harddrive magnet to hold the flap shut. Should be fine as long as AOL doesn't mail out anymore floppies.

"As a mailbox, I'm sick and tired of being propped on an uncomfortable pole every day! I demand change!"

Complete with beautiful rock garden! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

I dare you...

Duct tape should fix it.

If you order a new mailbox, how does it get delivered?

Please tell me this isn't how he repairs his chimney. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not only do you throw it back up, your victim ends up dry heaving. Not a pleasant site.

~NSHA

They aim high (and shoot high!).