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Drive faster, bro! The summons guy is behind you with Apple's lawsuit papers!

They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).

How is going to be able to afford an iPhone 5 now? GET THIS MAN SOME HELP!

Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.

I thought Blackberry had a nice ring to it. Turns out that name was taken...