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How is going to be able to afford an iPhone 5 now? GET THIS MAN SOME HELP!

I thought Blackberry had a nice ring to it. Turns out that name was taken...

Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.

They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).

Drive faster, bro! The summons guy is behind you with Apple's lawsuit papers!