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What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

But then I saw this and just gave up. No chance.

His new job might put a strain on his life though.

It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

"Don't be an idiot," they said.

I think I got stupider just from looking at this.