lock

It's important to keep your swag locked up nice and tight.

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Oh yeah... I used it as a lock in the bathroom.

So I guess it's a locket wrench now.

His new job might put a strain on his life though.

"Don't be an idiot," they said.

I think I got stupider just from looking at this.