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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

But then I saw this and just gave up. No chance.

The fate of the Mausoleum hangs by a thread!

I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

Now just don't lock yourself in.

This user informs me that this fix is on a bathroom door at a full service marina. Sorry, but I don't want to put on a full service show while I'm doing my business!

It's important to keep your swag locked up nice and tight.