lights

Who needs to buy a new tree when the lights quit working? Just add icicle lights. Problem solved!

Awww come on. You so easily could have made it a clapper.

~NSHA

Taken at a Greek hospital.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that's exactly what you did.

~NSHA

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.

~NSHA

This is why I'm always scared to call Sears for an electrician. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But not at 48x speed.

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?

"The store ran out" is the contractor's official motto. ~Not-So-Handy Andy