lights

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that's exactly what you did.

~NSHA

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?

Awww come on. You so easily could have made it a clapper.

~NSHA

"The store ran out" is the contractor's official motto. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

This is why I'm always scared to call Sears for an electrician. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Taken at a Greek hospital.

It makes a boring wall much more interesting!

Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.

~NSHA

Who needs to buy a new tree when the lights quit working? Just add icicle lights. Problem solved!