lights

It makes a boring wall much more interesting!

This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."

But not at 48x speed.

Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.

~NSHA

Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Fragile... must be Italian!

~NSHA

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

"The store ran out" is the contractor's official motto. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.