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It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

But not at 48x speed.

Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.

~NSHA

Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.

~NSHA

This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."

It makes a boring wall much more interesting!

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Awww come on. You so easily could have made it a clapper.

~NSHA

Trolling is a art.

Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?

Taken at a Greek hospital.