lights

It makes a boring wall much more interesting!

This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."

But not at 48x speed.

Fragile... must be Italian!

~NSHA

Who needs to buy a new tree when the lights quit working? Just add icicle lights. Problem solved!

From the submitter:

I am in IT. Our bathroom light burned out. We have no extras but got a USB light!! Wall power to PSU to motherboard to USB port to USB light! FIXED!

Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?

Taken at a Greek hospital.

This is why I'm always scared to call Sears for an electrician. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

"The store ran out" is the contractor's official motto. ~Not-So-Handy Andy