lights

Taken at a Greek hospital.

This is why I'm always scared to call Sears for an electrician. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.

Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.

~NSHA

Trolling is a art.

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

Who needs to buy a new tree when the lights quit working? Just add icicle lights. Problem solved!

Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?

"The store ran out" is the contractor's official motto. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.

~NSHA