... then you've obviously never been shot by one...
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My my, Xbox, you're looking awfully melty today!
Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.
No lost keys AND you won't have to get your foot amputated when you step on stray legos? Sounds like a win-win to me!