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I'd rather flood than die from fungal infection.

What do you do when the sprayer won't shut off? Tie a knot in it!

Exhaust leak melting holes in your air intake? A 9-inch putty knife and some zipties should do the trick! Really though, zipties look like they're making a run at duct tape's crown as the most handy-dandy fixing item in the universe. Stay tuned!

Sometimes, kludges require just a bit of feminine touch! Take a minute to absorb that fact.

Now I have the sudden urge to crack a beer and throw some meat on the grill. The server's hot enough to grill stuff on, right?

Funnel, hose, done, and done.