By yonmoore
lawnmower
By Unknown
Who cares about quality when you can do it faster?
~NSHA
By Ernest Bowker
From the submitter:
As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
By Unknown
Why do I get the feeling that at least one of those is stolen? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
By Unknown
Pharmacy, please. I must have mixed up my meds because right now this taxi looks like a lawnmower with a shopping cart attached.
~NSHA
By Unknown
He wanted to go on a road trip. She wanted him to do some chores. They compromised.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
By Beastro (Via 4.bp.blogspot.com)
See, kids? Just because someone wielding deadly blades is asking for a ride doesn't mean they're out to get you. Go ahead, give it a try! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
