lawnmower

Toward the end, it gets trapped in the vortex and starts to mow itself.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

See, kids? Just because someone wielding deadly blades is asking for a ride doesn't mean they're out to get you. Go ahead, give it a try! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Yet another season where the Maple Leafs end up completely crushed.

~NSHA

Who cares about quality when you can do it faster?

~NSHA

Pharmacy, please. I must have mixed up my meds because right now this taxi looks like a lawnmower with a shopping cart attached.

~NSHA

Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?

~NSHA

Why do I get the feeling that at least one of those is stolen? ~Not-So-Handy Andy