Toward the end, it gets trapped in the vortex and starts to mow itself.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
He wanted to go on a road trip. She wanted him to do some chores. They compromised.
Yet another season where the Maple Leafs end up completely crushed.
They had to compromise.
See, kids? Just because someone wielding deadly blades is asking for a ride doesn't mean they're out to get you. Go ahead, give it a try! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Pharmacy, please. I must have mixed up my meds because right now this taxi looks like a lawnmower with a shopping cart attached.
Why do I get the feeling that at least one of those is stolen? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.