At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Hilarity and/or 3rd degree burns ensue when the little ones hunger for that last piece of bread. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Or would this be my drunk bathroom? I really can't tell. Either way, there's no way it's sanitary.
When your spatula fails during an epic grilling session and your chops are on the line you have to do whatever it takes to get back in the action!
"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."
Please remember to silence your cell phones. Refreshments and snacks are available in the cupboard above the kitchen sink. Except not the Doritos, those are mine, so back off. Enjoy the show!