kids

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

If I ever see this IRL, I solemnly swear to kick off any child that is riding in. ~NSHA

His career path is going to take him in circles.

~NSHA

I doubt there are any power to this Power Wheels imitator.

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA

Kids asked me to fix the table a few times, but since there was no duct tape nearby, I didn't know how. So they came up with this.

Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!