kids

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA

It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

His career path is going to take him in circles.

~NSHA

If I ever see this IRL, I solemnly swear to kick off any child that is riding in. ~NSHA

Step 8: Kick back and admire yourself for being such an awesome parent.

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I doubt there are any power to this Power Wheels imitator.