kids

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

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Step 8: Kick back and admire yourself for being such an awesome parent.

It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy