See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.
Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
His career path is going to take him in circles.
He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.
Step 8: Kick back and admire yourself for being such an awesome parent.
If I ever see this IRL, I solemnly swear to kick off any child that is riding in. ~NSHA
Kids asked me to fix the table a few times, but since there was no duct tape nearby, I didn't know how. So they came up with this.
It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy