See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
If I ever see this IRL, I solemnly swear to kick off any child that is riding in. ~NSHA
His career path is going to take him in circles.
~NSHA
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
~NSHA
It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!