kids

It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Step 8: Kick back and admire yourself for being such an awesome parent.

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

And nothing drives frustration like a bored child on their way to a weekend at the grandparents.

~NSHA

Kids asked me to fix the table a few times, but since there was no duct tape nearby, I didn't know how. So they came up with this.