keys

From the submitter:

Rich couldn't find his keys until 3 drill bits later. Now he doesn't need them.

Ball pump, cable ties, duct tape and bicycle reflector = front door keys.

You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.

The wireless version is much less practical.

~NSHA