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Did you know the German Beetle can carry up to 50 times its weight? Go ahead, give it a shot. ~NSHA

Don't put on a frowny face when your mom gives you a gift you didn't want. Just take out your chainsaw when she leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I mean, the RV conversion is a nice attempt, but I really think Sasha and Malia could do with a bit more natural light.

~NSHA

Sorry Fixers, I'm currently on kludgecation so there will unfortunately be no Historical Thursday. See you next week!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Dog + trunk = drunk. For multiple reasons.

~NSHA

If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is clearly not compliant with state regulations. Your license plate isn't even showing.

~NSHA

Now the kids can play while you run your errands!

~NSHA

Some day, little guy. Some day... ~NSHA