So I forgot to pay my electric bill and they cut me off as they should have but after paying I learned it would be at least 24 hours without power... and without internet. I then remembered that the apartment complex pays for my hot water because it is shared with the unit above me. After checking that my modem and laptop can both run from 240v I came up with this.
C'mon, we all know that the internet is a series of tubes, right?
"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"
If your signal ever gets jammed, just call Rescue Router for help.
Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.
One elastic band, a bit of soldering and this "dead" 3G dongle lives!