hood

Never a good mix.

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

You know what else goes a long way? 500 dollars for hood repair.

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

From the submitter: "Four times totaled (three by me). I plan to have a McDonalds cup for the hood ornament (light up). 150xxx miles, drove into a tree which is why there's the plywood. Also hit a bridge, and a highway median... great car never broken down! NEVER HAHAHAHAAA."

Jeez, what do you plan on hitting next? The International Space Station?

So direct, it comes straight from the outside!

You know you've grown up when you use your previous mode of transportation to fix your new one. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.

Or on it...

Cool speed holes, brah! ~NSHA