hood

Never a good mix.

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

Or on it...

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

Guy uses a piece of hardyboard as a hood.

You know you've grown up when you use your previous mode of transportation to fix your new one. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.

Your parts are hanging out. Pervert.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

So direct, it comes straight from the outside!

From the submitter: "Four times totaled (three by me). I plan to have a McDonalds cup for the hood ornament (light up). 150xxx miles, drove into a tree which is why there's the plywood. Also hit a bridge, and a highway median... great car never broken down! NEVER HAHAHAHAAA."

Jeez, what do you plan on hitting next? The International Space Station?

You know what else goes a long way? 500 dollars for hood repair.