Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
Redneck space heater
Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!
Not anymore you don't! Although warming up the rest of the car might be a problem now.
Need a hub for your radiator network? I have a candidate for the position, and he's a bit short and stout.