heater

One lovetap, and it explodes.

For when you need to spice up your kludges!

Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

But still worse than pretty much any other option. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

New heater was mounted on the wall, just close enough to the flush to stop the handle going down.

It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Finally, a solution to the problem of undercarriage frost.

~NSHA

I hope you're taking your passenger to the hospital, he has an extremely high temperature.

I heard the sound of tearing tape right before the explosion...

Here's one ad you'll never see in Germany. ~Not-So-Handy Andy