halloween

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

Halloween is here already, but if you want to get an early start on next year's festivities, here's where the bar is set. Judging by this guy's costume, it's set pretty high (14 feet high, to be precise!).

Are you?

This was supposed to look like a pumpkin...the instructions in the magazine left much to be desired. See more tricky treats at Cheezburger's Halloween site!

Duct tape fixes all your problems, including your need for a costume. See other costume ideas and more at Cheezburger's Halloween site!

What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!