gross

It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Come on guys, Jackass warns about doing re-creations for a reason.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Either that small plunger is going through puberty at a terrible rate, or maintenance department desperately needs to invest in a new mop.

~NSHA

By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

We all know who's doing the real dirty work here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Tampon jokes. Always gross.

~NSHA