SOMEBODY'S not pulling their weight around here. Soap, I'm looking at you.
The user found this in his apartment upon move-in. Gross....
Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.