grill

Or Anti-Zombie-Deer? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

Honey, I drove the van through a furniture shop, but everything's okay!

No spatula? A flattened beercan and a stick will suffice!

It's not quite a brick oven, but it tries!

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If you don't want to turn the meat manually, use a tool you tool!