gps

And don't tell me "the squiggly line store!"

Works with any car and any smart phone. Kits can be found in any hair care product aisle. (Smart phone not included.)

Recalculate this, fool!

Tom Tom all taped up.

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy