gps

Tom Tom all taped up.

Works with any car and any smart phone. Kits can be found in any hair care product aisle. (Smart phone not included.)

And don't tell me "the squiggly line store!"

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

Recalculate this, fool!