FootGolf is an officially recognized sport in the Netherlands, but the rest of the world still has room to catch up. The rules are simple: No cleats, wear a polo, and kick that ball towards the goal in one motion.
And now for an educational video:
He was told the easiest kick stand replacement was some wood. Close enough.
The first and second pieces of duct tape didn't hold it. Thankfully, he was able to go for the triple bogey with the third piece.
I think at this point you're better off picking up the ball and throwing it.