g rated

Also known as the "Gnarly-Davidson."

B*s don't know about my wickermobile!

Plug this thing into a Zip Drive and you deserve a Nobel Prize.

~NSHA

Must be able to work quickly (the car is stuck in drive).

I was. For the 80th time. Decided to do something about it. Wooden shim + electrical tape + shiny tape for visibility.

So, you're snowed in your house with two feet of snow and need a way out, but are too lazy to shovel. Luckily, you happened to have a welder, some steel, a bicycle, a 3.5HP go-kart, and some wood laying around. So what do you do? You make a plow to get yourself out!