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This is where user avskumgud puts the skinny cat´s food so the fat cat won't eat it all.

More like a Go-Semipro.

"Howdy-doo, partner! Whiskey on the double! And git one 'a them dancin' tunes goin' on the piano!"

Grill size not shown to "scale."

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Spirit, spirits, whatever...

Duct tape should fix it.

I was. For the 80th time. Decided to do something about it. Wooden shim + electrical tape + shiny tape for visibility.

Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.

So, you're snowed in your house with two feet of snow and need a way out, but are too lazy to shovel. Luckily, you happened to have a welder, some steel, a bicycle, a 3.5HP go-kart, and some wood laying around. So what do you do? You make a plow to get yourself out!

Want to throw a Labor Day bash, but your grill is broken? Look no further.