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Hybrid car: you're doing it wrong.

...I opened it once, and it still ain't open.

Good thing you have all those extra fans.

Because it's hard to be a pessimist when you have a plate full of cookies in front of you.

Fret not! Balcony-B-Q is here!

No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.