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I have absolutely no idea what process engineering is. But from now on whenever hear that word I'm going to think of this. And so should you.

~NSHA

Other than an ugly picnic table, the other uses seem a bit contrived.

Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!

A lightzapper, of course! Or a bugsaber? Either way, this lightbugzappersaber is a fantastic way to get back at those pesky critters flying around your room. Never mind that you may look like a drunkard doing a Jedi impression to distant observers, but whatever, the Force isn't strong with them anyway.

Wait! You mean you can use duct tape to UN-stick things!

I CAN Do It

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Listen to this glorious innertube attached to the exhaust mod. Honestly, this is so much more entertaining than the whistle tips.

Talk about fitting a square peg in a round hole!