ford

Should we give him an A for effort, or an F for Ford?

Yes, that gas can is actually the car's gas tank. It's fully hooked up to the engine. This makes it distinctly different from the driver's mind, which has clearly come unhooked from everything.

Yep, I'm off to art school now!

It was pretty intense when it eventually made a left turn...

It runs on fossil fuel.

Could he not af-Ford a new tailgate?

Space: the Final Frontier (and looking to stay that way for a pretty long time).

As you would expect, it was parked at Home Depot.

My truck stopped working, but I wanted to keep the radio. It's battery powered and everything.