ford

Could he not af-Ford a new tailgate?

My truck stopped working, but I wanted to keep the radio. It's battery powered and everything.

Should we give him an A for effort, or an F for Ford?

It runs on fossil fuel.

Space: the Final Frontier (and looking to stay that way for a pretty long time).

Yep, I'm off to art school now!

Yes, that gas can is actually the car's gas tank. It's fully hooked up to the engine. This makes it distinctly different from the driver's mind, which has clearly come unhooked from everything.

It was pretty intense when it eventually made a left turn...

As you would expect, it was parked at Home Depot.