ford

As you would expect, it was parked at Home Depot.

Yes, that gas can is actually the car's gas tank. It's fully hooked up to the engine. This makes it distinctly different from the driver's mind, which has clearly come unhooked from everything.

My truck stopped working, but I wanted to keep the radio. It's battery powered and everything.

Yep, I'm off to art school now!

Space: the Final Frontier (and looking to stay that way for a pretty long time).

It was pretty intense when it eventually made a left turn...

Could he not af-Ford a new tailgate?

Should we give him an A for effort, or an F for Ford?

It runs on fossil fuel.