fire alarm

In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

Break glass and yell really loudly.

Stupid... freakin'... thing... get... off... of... there... URGGHHHH!!!

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

Bop it... smack it... twist it... grab it!

How can you even forget the door?

You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy