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Where there's smoke, there's fire. These smokey jokes will have you peering through the haze for more. Just don't get too close to these raging puns and jokes, you might get burned.

candle fire holding it up safety first tea - 5656035072
By Unknown
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From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

fire ladder moving day - 4987501312
By Unknown
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They must have been having a fire sale.

~NSHA

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fire Professional At Work safety first welding - 5431360768
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This is why many companies don't encourage wearing your costume to the office.

~NSHA

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aerosol fire minivan previa van - 6552268032
By MsMarvel
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"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

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By Christian Fischer
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You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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911 alarm emergency fire in case of fire fire alarm - 6930265344
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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

break glass fire fire alarm glass hammer in case of fire - 6291799296
By Brian Bridges
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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

fire there I fixed it ovens - 7960091904
Via Izismile
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The family's waiting and they don't care what's wrong with the oven.

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fire Professional At Work safety segway wtf - 4728409856
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I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy