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Don't feel like getting vaporized by an M80 during your fireworks celebration? Fear not! The fine folks at Grathio Labs have devised a way to make fireworks that add just a bit of extra pop to your celebration. Follow the instructions in the video, extrapolate, and make something cool like a chain of them! Just don't be dumb and do it indoors/in your hand/without eye protection/near flammable material. You can kludge with one hand or one eye, but it definitely doesn't make things easier...

On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Where did I put the science?" "Glove compartment." "Thanks, brah."

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

But still worse than pretty much any other option. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy