fire

From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

They must have been having a fire sale.

~NSHA

This is why many companies don't encourage wearing your costume to the office.

~NSHA

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.

~NSHA

You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

The family's waiting and they don't care what's wrong with the oven.

I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Break glass and yell really loudly.