fire

But still worse than pretty much any other option. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.

~NSHA

Break glass and yell really loudly.

On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is why many companies don't encourage wearing your costume to the office.

~NSHA

"Where did I put the science?" "Glove compartment." "Thanks, brah."