fire

Break glass and yell really loudly.

From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

Reminds me of this classic.

From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

The family's waiting and they don't care what's wrong with the oven.

You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Last Thanksgiving we showed you how to cook a turkey using thermite. Now that summer is here (and somehow already coming to an end), it's time for something more BBQ-friendly. DIYer Ben Krasnow gathers his family and friends together for some nice beef kebabs. I'm not entirely sure about sticking glove-less hands near molten iron or ingesting something that's been touching said lava.

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/08/thermite-bbq.html

http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2010/11/25/white-trash-repairs-how-you-should-be-cooking-today/

http://benkrasnow.blogspot.com/

On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.