From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
Where there's smoke, there's fire. These smokey jokes will have you peering through the haze for more. Just don't get too close to these raging puns and jokes, you might get burned.
"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."
Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?