fence

...but now I can't bake my cookies.

It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.

~NSHA

Crack security at its best.

We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.

~NSHA

... bouncy?

It makes a boring wall much more interesting!

It helps if the fake fence was assembled in China. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

I'm on the fence about this fix...