fence

...but now I can't bake my cookies.

If only there were some way to join together sections of wood...

From the submitter:

Building up a gate to keep our dogs in the yard. Yes, those are shipping pallets on top of the gate, and yes that is yellow electrical tape holding the pallets together. The green parts are several dog poo disposal bags tied together then used to lash the pallets down when we ran out of yellow electrical tape.

It helps if the fake fence was assembled in China. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.

~NSHA

It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.

~NSHA

"Nope, I'm the Gatemaster, as you can see."

And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Good thing he fell into the shade. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."

~NSHA

Crack security at its best.