fence

If you know what I mean...

It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.

~NSHA

We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.

~NSHA

It makes a boring wall much more interesting!

Crack security at its best.

If only there were some way to join together sections of wood...

I'm on the fence about this fix...

"Nope, I'm the Gatemaster, as you can see."

From the submitter:

Building up a gate to keep our dogs in the yard. Yes, those are shipping pallets on top of the gate, and yes that is yellow electrical tape holding the pallets together. The green parts are several dog poo disposal bags tied together then used to lash the pallets down when we ran out of yellow electrical tape.