fence

"Nope, I'm the Gatemaster, as you can see."

If only there were some way to join together sections of wood...

It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.

~NSHA

I'm on the fence about this fix...

Good thing he fell into the shade. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."

~NSHA

...but now I can't bake my cookies.

If you know what I mean...

And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

... bouncy?

Crack security at its best.

We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.

~NSHA