That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
This mobility scooter was pulled over by police in South Yorkshire, England. Its electric drive was replaced with a supercharged engine and has been spotted going 60mph. The 24 year-old owner was stopped over not for reckless driving, but for noise complaints.