electronics

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I think the biggest downside of the advances in cell phone technology is the loss of Snake, possibly the greatest time-wasting game in history. We don't want to play a crappy interactive version of the latest Michael Bay movie. We want Snake back. And nothing more.

~NSHA

It'll look great sticking out of your pocket when you ride your merry-go-round bicycle to school.

~NSHA

So pretty much hooked my wii playing gamecube to my gamecube playing gameboy advance to play gamecube. Should have done this with pokemon.

My brain hurts reading that.

Why can't they make electronic equipment as large as, say, a car? Then we wouldn't spend so much time losing parts. As a bonus, we'd get to use wrenches instead of tiny little screwdrivers.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

If any of my toys had C or D batteries growing up, I instantly liked them less. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Much better than a back(flesh)light.

~NSHA

It's not how big the voltage, it's the flurrent of the current. If you know what I'm sayin'.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA

Because taking the time to solder really is worth avoiding the trip to "The Shack."

~NSHA

"Some say rust and electronics don't go together. Some say you must properly ground old electronics. I say that having a ungrounded, old, rusty 1300 RPM propeller near my head is better than being hot!"

Better you than me, buddy!

He's really putting the miles on those portable speakers. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If you thought you looked cool walking around town with studio headphones on, attempting this DIY mod will put you on par with Shaft.

~NSHA

From the submitter: I bought this microwave oven for R$ 20 to fix it and use. Unfortunately, it is IMPOSSIBLE to find the keyboard membrane in Brazil. In USA, just the membrane costs $80!!! So I traced the keyboard circuit and made a new keyboard for it :)