dryer

Just like when you're trying to hide the smoke smell in your dorm, blowing it "near the window" is simply not good enough.

~NSHA

Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

They can really hang you out to dry (or not).

More like "knit delicate."

"Yo Steve, those Jenga skills really came in handy, man!"

"Yeah, let's just hope my auto insurance skills are still sharp..."

Fan + Bag + Cups + Tape = Dry Gloves

Welp, time to finish off the bottle of wine seeing as I don't have a cork for it anymore!

(made in China)