He doesn't even have a seat belt.
But give me some more of that Absolut and I can probably come up with a good story. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!
Dog + trunk = drunk. For multiple reasons.
No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.
But at least those clamps are lending their support. ~NSHA
I'm sorry office, my flashlight burnt out. I was guesstimating my speed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Whatevs, officer, you don't know what you're talkin' about!
Or right. Or behind you. In fact, you should probably just close your eyes all together.
Now the kids can play while you run your errands!
Now if I could just train my helper monkey to use a lighter... ~Not-So-Handy Andy