driving

Without an actual destination, this may be one boring movie.

~NSHA

I'm sorry office, my flashlight burnt out. I was guesstimating my speed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He's really putting the miles on those portable speakers. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But at least those clamps are lending their support. ~NSHA

"Sir, our roundabouts have roundabouts!"

Wives, part of a daily balanced drive to get breakfast.

~NSHA

But give me some more of that Absolut and I can probably come up with a good story. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Whatevs, officer, you don't know what you're talkin' about!

Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Cellphone attached to steering wheel, but hope that airbag doesn't pop.

As interested as I am in understanding how and why they installed this, I must know... how does one lose an entire sliding door?

~NSHA

Now if I could just train my helper monkey to use a lighter... ~Not-So-Handy Andy

No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.

~NSHA