driving

There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!

~NSHA

As interested as I am in understanding how and why they installed this, I must know... how does one lose an entire sliding door?

~NSHA

Dog + trunk = drunk. For multiple reasons.

~NSHA

Wives, part of a daily balanced drive to get breakfast.

~NSHA

Which is, as always, what she said. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I heard the Smutt Shop is having a sale on mattresses. Just don't ask questions. ~No-So-Handy Andy

Without an actual destination, this may be one boring movie.

~NSHA

Or right. Or behind you. In fact, you should probably just close your eyes all together.

~NSHA

Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.

~NSHA

Unfortunately, Kludge Theft Auto never made it past the development stage. The creators took too many unsafe shortcuts. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Cellphone attached to steering wheel, but hope that airbag doesn't pop.