dishes

Put that gas electric range to good use. (Thanks for the corrections in the comments!)

If you've got an extra coconut lying around, you're good to go!

Or you could... you know... wash the dishes. Just sayin'.

In order to be a successful kludger/handyman, you need to follow a simple thought process:

1) Picture what you want to get done. 2) Write out all the steps you need to get that thing done. 3) Try to get it done in half that amount of steps. 4) ???? 5) PROFIT!!!!