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Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

"Too early in the morning to be influenced by a "here, hold my beer" moment. My husband's creative helper."

... and voila!

"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Fret not! Balcony-B-Q is here!

You should see their car!