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Really puts a new meaning to 'mobile home.' ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The duct tape is actually covering the most badass part of this body kludge. They used a soldering gun to close the wound.

(No they didn't)

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

The age-old problem of finding a entertainment center on the side of the road strikes again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I don't care if it's a 19th century family heirloom, Curb is on!

~NSHA

From the kludger:

This is what you do when you cut your thumb, but have to write an exam in half an hour. Cut thumb, zip tie fix it, write exam, get it fixed in the hospital. In that order.