cork

"Last year the drainhose for my ancient dishwasher broke off my equally ancient disposer. Surprisingly, there's no aftermarket plug for these, so I made one out of an adapter and a wine cork."

One could say that your dishwasher is... how do I put this... all washed up?

"After forgetting to replace the oil cap on his bike, my mate rode to the pub. He came out and noticed it was leaking when he left the pub and decided on this fix to make it home."

Welp, time to finish off the bottle of wine seeing as I don't have a cork for it anymore!

From the submitter:

"This was my old Palm V with button replaced... or should I say, recycled."

"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."

Would you care for a bucket of our 2009 Chateaux de Céramique? ~NSHA

Rednecks often blur the line between crazy and genius.