contractor

I decided to just stop paying my contractor halfway through. At least I got a great conversation starter out of it!

~NSHA

This was a local contractor's solution to a structural column foundation located a few inches off. I can't support this kind of fix, though (and neither can it, apparently).

Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?

Oh right, it's that remote control on the bathtub. Now that's just silly. Backwards, almost.

~NSHA

So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.

~NSHA

Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.