You seem to treat your electronics so well. Must be a shame to have something break that you care about so much.
User Josephdalepi tells us how the Frankenputer came into existence: The Dell has a good screen and 3 USB ports with 27 ports extended off of them. The duct taped computer is an old one with a broken screen that he made into a desktop. The monitor is held in with a piece of wood superglued to bolts, and the power cords are all plugged into a single 3 prong extension that has the ground removed.