college

They learned their trade by carefully studying the Jawa Sandcrawler.

~NSHA

Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Considering you have to piece it together yourself, this is probably a much more comfortable solution.

~NSHA

The other was found laying in the street.

I was going to make a joke about this being in a college dorm before I realized the submitter said this is their "college apartment", meaning they're most likely 21 or 22. Aren't you excited for when this generation graduates and begins to run the world?

~NSHA