clock

Meet the only stopped analog clock that isn't right twice a day.

Where's Flava Flav when you need him?

~NSHA

I weep for this generation. ~Not-So-Handy-Old-Man-Andy

At 11:58pm, you have to do your best Bruce Dickinson impression. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And the sad part is that the time is STILL wrong.