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I imagine a dystopian future where the government controls the supply of computer cables, forcing a select few dealers to hock their wares in dark alleyways. You're not going to like their prices, but sometimes you just gotta upgrade to DVI.

~NSHA

Hold on to my wood if you want to live! ~NSHA

The fair-trade Colombian blend, of course.

There seems to be a vital component missing... ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If it were my job to run around in a Barney costume and hug little kids all day, I would want nothing less than an industrial sized air conditioner.

~NSHA

You wouldn't hang your tablet on a hanger, would you?