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Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.

~NSHA

I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.

~NSHA

Have you tried asking your boss for a less crappy desk? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I just need to get one of these printed with TIFI logo and I'll be good to go!

~NSHA

I don't know what these students are studying but give them a degree. NOW. ~NSHA

Hold on to my wood if you want to live! ~NSHA

The perfect accessory for all my sideways ideas. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

A while back I decided to see how my coffee maker worked. I busted it open and by the time I figured things out, I couldn't put it back together (broken). So I decided I didn't want to buy a new coffee maker and I built this stand for the machine innards. The reservoir was built into the old machine, so I had to add the bottle to hold the water as it heats up. It works great!

Okay, the true American is to pay someone else to do it. But this is a close second. Happy 4th! ~NSHA

The fan, unlike the totem, will stop spinning eventually.

~NSHA