christmas lights

Coffee Maker:$10, Christmas Light Timer:$4, Fresh coffee waiting for you every morning when you wake up: Priceless!

Who cares if it isn't the season? Clever kludges are always in season!

Too lazy to put a nail in the wall or even duct tape? Take a broom, a folding ruler and 2 screws...

Ma, Christmas is ah comin' early this yeer!

This is what happens when you run over submitter Mary's mailbox. She makes a better one.

Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy