christmas

Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.

Sure glad that Christmas is over; we didn't burn down the house!

Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

From the submitter:

(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)

Dammit. You had me going there...

It must be that time of year again!