christmas

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)

Dammit. You had me going there...

Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.

~NSHA