Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
From the submitter:
The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.
Sure glad that Christmas is over; we didn't burn down the house!
Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...
It must be that time of year again!